Theory

This page will outline some candidate theories of operation (or non-operation).

Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a 30 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now broken and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone! gkkekdbdkafdegkd

Very nice site!